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the moon

2005-07-29T06:27:00.000-09:00

now i no longer have the car i have to use the wonderful bus system to get around. on the way back to ramsey yesterday i sat there on the bus, just me and another lad. just as the bus passes horsey toll on its way to whittlesey for young rascals, about 10 or 11 years old, quickly spin round bend over, whip there chavtastic tracky bottoms down revealing the snow white buttocks which they proceeded to slap. i had to laugh, it was very very funny at the time although i dont think the bus driver was ammused.

thanks lads...

bumteepuff deecunpoke

2005-07-13T10:41:00.000-09:00

last evening 4 fine young men may have come up with a potential new sport for 2012, a proper little gem of a game. All you need is a trampoline, and bouncer and 3 willing and articulate competitors. The 3 competitors all sit in the middle of the trampoline, legs crossed and holding onto their toes. They sit, waiting, anxiously, the tension mounts as the bouncer takes his position between the competitors on the trampoline. the bouncer then points a finger at one of the competitors who immediately has to shout out a syllable, followed by the 2nd and 3rd competitors until a 3 syllable word has been formed and assigned to one of the them. this process is repeated until each competitor has a 3 syllable word to say. then the contest begins. the bouncer motions up and down bouncing higher and higher, bouncing the competitors up into the air and sometimes dangerously over onto their necks. still gripping onto there feet for dear life the 1st competitor to let go of there feet is eliminated. whilst being bounced each competitor is required to repeat their 3 syllable word over and over until someone lets go of their feet. dangerous,

exhilarating, bouncy and very very funny - the potential new olympic sport for 2012 BUMTEEPUFF DEECUNPOKE

patients is a virtue, persistence gets rewards

2005-07-05T10:27:00.000-09:00

the new plum arsenal shirt was released sometime around the 22nd june, as usual i decided i would go and buy it asap. just in conversation i said to my dad "im going to get the new arsenal shirt tomorrow" he replied "why dont you wait for your birthday in september" BUM..... thats 2 months away, so i contiuned to complain about having to wait and my persistence reaped rewards on friday night when hayley was down for the weekend and i was presented with a cracking early birthday present. just trying to think about what i can complain about next....

somerthing different, ramsey local become savages

2005-06-30T23:10:00.000-09:00

after recieveing my results this morning i was up early so took a wander down town only to find that today appeared to me a monumental day in the history of ramsey trading. you probably didn't guess but it was the grand opening of the refurbished and all new somerfield store. for 4 weeks it has been shrouded by building boards, the street has been comparatively barron without it and it has caused much speculation about the town.

one thing i never expected to see would be people jostling to be first inline to get into ramsey somerfield. a most random sight. clearly some must have thought they would receive some kind of special offer or even an appearance in the local paper. with the rather harsh tinny background accompanyment to the event provided by a saxophone and a banjo the ramsey faithful, may i point out with an average age of 100, arged and barged there way towards the red tape in huge anticipation. it was like a scene from the news when aid is dropped, anyone would think these people had not eaten since the store closed 4 weeks ago for its re-fit. it took some real muscle to get to the front of the queue, this being achieved by an old man on a shopper scooter, obviously using the basket on the front to usher people out of his so as not to get trapped in is maniacally spinning front tyre. there he sat at the very front of all the palava, looking like a rather eager michael schumacher on the front of the grid with the front of his vehicle clearly well beyond the red tape.

i could go on about the refit and if it was worth it but i will sum it up in a brief statement, which also sums up much about ramsey. they widened the store, yet made the aisle narrower but fail to gain any more ailse, u work it out because i cant.....

well chuffed

2005-06-29T11:15:00.000-09:00

i was woken this morning by the postman, whom we know, dropping our post through the door and shouting, i quote 'wake up maffew' . annoying when you want a lye in however i later ealised it was for a valid reason, my results from my first year at uni had arrived from lincoln, woppeee.i

was pleasently suprised at the following

intorduction to digital design 2:1
introduction to graphic design principles 2:1
critical analysis 1st
image capture 2:2
visual studies 1st averages out at 67% overall 2:1

unexpected pleasure, shame this year counts for nothing .....

inevitabilty, fantaaaastic

2005-06-28T01:24:00.000-09:00

a little observation i have made over recent days especially being at work in the old peoples home. you live your life and then you get too old to live anymore and you just survive waiting for the inevitable consequence of being alive. I know nothing ever happens how you want it but in a ideal world I want to go enjoying my life rather than sitting want to die.

apologies for being morbid just acknowledging the frustrations of being old..

on the brighter side i found out today that bono of U2 fame pronounces the word fantastic in the same apparently exagerated way, cheers bono

bog brush

2005-06-26T04:48:00.000-09:00

just thought i needed to comment on the state of simon amstells bog brush of a hair cut. i always thought he was a mess however afetr seeing him on popworld this morning i realised just how unflattering his hair cut actually is, sry simon but if i were you i would find a new barber...

28 % mumppets

2005-06-21T15:29:00.000-09:00

so a 14 year old girls mother got fined today £4000 because her daughter was downloading and sharing music, claiming ignorance that she had not realised what she was doing was illegal. they continued to report that only 72% of people where aware that downloading music for free and sharing it was illegal.

now pardon me but it is not blatently obviouse that if you obtain something for free which you would normally have to pay for that it is stealing, to 28% of people doing it, obviously not...muppets

so i guess ignorance is truly bliss, untill the postman drops a £4000 fine onto you door mat...

the aroma of tinned meat

2005-06-20T05:22:00.000-09:00

after not working since i went to uni i had forgot the wonderful aroma that always used to follow me home from a shift in the red house kitchen ( old peoples home ) truely a kitchen nightmare by anyones standards let alone gordon ramsey. well no longer do i need to remember that sweet fragrance as working there again means my fingers will permanantly smell of tinned meat for yet another summer.

i guess smelling of tinned meat however is better than smelling of fags and soon hopefully we won't have to put up with that either on a night out, bring in the ban!

getting there

2005-06-18T21:24:00.000-09:00

well i am slowly getting there, blog almost how i want it to look. only thing i seem to have done all day but who cares, its a hot, its saturday and you cant beat just sitting in the garden. must just say nice one to matt for getting me going and of course to gemma who without none of us would have this joy as it was her who introduced blogging to the britain.

trying to find my way

2005-06-18T11:52:00.000-09:00

well....

here i am at last, considered starting a blog many months ago but never really got my backside into gear, but finally i am in 1st and indicating to move out onto the blog street. currently just having a bit of bother figuring out a few things buti will be back when i have found my way around.